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julie
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rhode island

i'd take you north to mexico

where you would tell me your life story
on the steps of a mayan temple

where we'd camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars
to the jaguars, until you'd sense me

your eyes convincing,
and i would kiss you like a hero in the half-light

dryer sheets and peach shampoo, the smell of palm leaves,
i'd sleep against you

until the natives found us,
but they would crown us king and queen

and we could stay there, spend our days there, eating guava by the sea

and i could understand your views
and you could fall in love with me.





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